Welcome to the official site of the American Teamball Association of America!
Teamball is the world's greatest sport. Long renowned as a sport of kings, scholars hotly debate its origins: some argue that it was received from on high at a shamanic conclave in what is now Chad; others maintain that it sprang fully-formed from a dumpster outside Sacramento. All agree that its progenitors had been drinking heavily.
The mission of the American Teamball Association of America is to spread this joyous sport by any means necessary, including threats, coercion, and offers of candy. Having traveled this far, it is your privilege--nay, obligation--to start enjoying and spreading Teamball.
It's like an STD that you can't wait to get.